Monday, January 23, 2006
Correction: Green Mean Dean
As CEO Jospeh pointed out, this is actually Green Mean Dean, not Mean Green Bean. That was a mistake made by Aunt Jane. Green Mean Dean is an ogre that kicks people and punches people and is very mean. He will die in the last episode.
Mean Green Bean
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Kwerghny Brothers Market
CEO Joseph announced today that The Kwerghny Brothers store is called the Kwerghny Brothers' Market. Will Aunt Jane please make a logo for the Kwerghny Brothers Market. Under the Kwerghny Brothers logo, write the word "Market". The Same for the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe. Under the Kwerghny Brothers logo, Write the word "Cafe." If Aunt Jane makes a mistake, she won't be fired, but she will have to try again.
Audious Arts Company
CEO Joseph tells us that Audious Arts Company is the company within Kwerghny Brothers that will make the video games. A logo will be needed that is red and yellow. It should have the letters AAC in a shape with the words Audious Arts Company written below it. If Aunt Sal has to go to California and New Mexico, we can wait a few weeks for her to design the logo.
Kwerghny Brothers Cafe
According to CEO Joseph, The Kwerghny Brothers will soon be opening a cafe. Cafe is French for coffee. Did you know that? Some restaurants serve coffee so the French call restaurants cafes.
Baked fried potatos will be on the menu at the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe. Baked fried potatos are a Mackanamese dish. To make 10-15 servings, use 7 pounds of potatos, add 2 teaspoons of salt. First boil the potatos for 10 to 15 minutes, until they are ready to be bake-fried. Put one half of the oil in a pan, then some salt. Evenly cut the potatos in 1/4 spheres. You have to put them on to broil at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.
Make a mixture of the other half of the oil and some spices and put in a teaspoon of spices.Put them on the potatos and bake them for 2 minutes at 400 degrees until they are golden. Serve.
(And don't forget in the mixture, you need some herbs, also.)
We'll make bake-fried potatos in the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe for $3.00. It would have been $10, but what about hungry people who don't have $10?
Baked fried potatos will be on the menu at the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe. Baked fried potatos are a Mackanamese dish. To make 10-15 servings, use 7 pounds of potatos, add 2 teaspoons of salt. First boil the potatos for 10 to 15 minutes, until they are ready to be bake-fried. Put one half of the oil in a pan, then some salt. Evenly cut the potatos in 1/4 spheres. You have to put them on to broil at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.
Make a mixture of the other half of the oil and some spices and put in a teaspoon of spices.Put them on the potatos and bake them for 2 minutes at 400 degrees until they are golden. Serve.
(And don't forget in the mixture, you need some herbs, also.)
We'll make bake-fried potatos in the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe for $3.00. It would have been $10, but what about hungry people who don't have $10?
More Information About Reimeaunous Arts
CEO Joseph relates the following important information about Reimeaunous Arts. First, the correct spelling of Reimeaunous is R-e-i-m-e-a-u-n-o-u-s. There is no x in Reimeaunous. "Eau" takes the French sound. Many words in Mackanamese have a little French sound. E-a-u-x would sound like "A oh". In French the word for water is eau. Reimeaunous Arts will be a theater but will also have places to play video games. People will be confused who think that Kwerghny is spelled Corny.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
More on Chungo
Chungo is pronounced with the soft sh sound. Chungo thinks syrup is toothpaste. He thinks a gun is a toothbrush. He thinks that the gun shoots syrup at teeth. A picture of this is needed. Aunt Sal thinks CEO Joseph's pictures are the best and should be posted on this blog. How about it Joseph? Can we post your pictures?
Audjous Publishing
The Kwerghny Brothers are pleased to announce the formation of a new and highly lucrative division called Audjous Publishing. Audjous comes to us from the Mackanamese language where "Aud" means book and "jous" means editing.
A Big Difference!
Some people have made a terrible mistake. They called our company The Corny Brothers. Nothing can be further from the truth. This company is called Kwerghny Brothers!
Kwerghny Brothers Building Plan
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Press Release: New Reimeaunous Arts Logo
Please join Kwerghny Brothers in celebrating the launch of the Reimeaunous Arts logo. As soon as schedules permit, there will be a reception with sparkling punch and snickerdoodles, and everyone is invited.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Mackanamese Animals
Dear CEO Joseph,
Could you make the Kwerghny Brothers publish books and articles and make movies about Mackanamese animals? Could you tell us what color they are and what word the Mackanamese people called them? Like in Latin the word canis (pronounced Can-is) means dog, and equus (pronounced Eck-kos) means horse. The Kwerghny Brother's customers would send you lots of money for books and magazines about Mackanamese fauna (see footnote 1).
Your truly,
A KB Customer (with lots of money burning a hole in my pocket.)
PS Please answer in the comment section.
Footnote 1. Fauna means animals
Reimeauxnous Arts Logo
CEO Joseph has issued a decree that Kwerghny Brother Aunt Sal should go forth and design a logo for The Reimeauxnous Arts Movie Player Division of the Kwerghny Brothers. The colors are to be green and yellow, but Aunt Sal may choose the shape and fonts. CEO Joseph also points out that Riemeaunous Arts was spelled Reirdlrdlrdlmeauxnicht Ardlrdlts (See Footnote 1) by the Mackanamese before it was changed to Reimeauxnous Arts by the Americans.
Hop to, Aunt Sal!
Footnote 1. Make sure that you roll those rdl's!
Hop to, Aunt Sal!
Footnote 1. Make sure that you roll those rdl's!
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Ancient Mackanamese Writing
An ancient writing recently washed ashore in Massachucetts. It was carved onto a rock that was floating in a soda bottle; it appears to be from the Mackanese Islands. It has been translated into English and probably says the following:
Mackanamese turtles are pink
Toilets are their skating rinks
When the rink doth stink
They swim in the sink
Or click on the KwerghnyBros link
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Mackanamese History
Dear CEO Joseph, Copuld you tell the Kwerghny Brothers to posts more information on Mackanamese History? Thank you, A Paying Customer
I Want To Be A Movie Star
Hey dude, like CEO Joseph, Man. I want to star in a movie for the Kwerghny Brother's Reamaunous Arts. What do you think? I am very handsome and can spell apocalypse which means cataclysmic distruction. Movie fans love that kind of stuff. Yours truly, A Troll
Monday, January 02, 2006
Time is Running Out
Oh most wonderful Kwerghny Brothers customers! Time is running out to send your fabulous money to The Kwerghny Brothers for last year (2005). Soon you will only be able to send this year's (2006) money. Send all the money that you can! We're talking max out the line of credit!