The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

Dear CEO Joseph.
I know that The Kwerghny Brothers is all about making money. Recipe Books make a lot of money. Could The Kwerghny Brothers make recipe books to sell for lots of money? We could include bake-fried potatos. Don't worry, if recipe books are beyond the scope of your publishing company, I can take this idea to another company that wants to make lots of money. Just let me know.
If Kwerghny Brothers wants to do this, we can have an internet contest to find the best recipes. You would have to figure out the survey needs and marketing plan.
Your friend,
Another Money Maker

As you recall, in a recent article, we showed a picture of a peculiar creature. The picture had been taken at Chernobyl, Russia. It has since been discovered that the Chernobyl sub species of the beast mutated during the nuclear disaster that happened there. Relatives of the Chernobyl creature that had immigrated to the USA before the melt down look different in many ways, as shown in this picture. The Americans changed the creature by removing it trltrltrl-tail but it appears that the creature did not have claws before the nuclear disaster damaged the DNA of the creature at Chernobyl which made it look different. The damaged DNA is what made the claws grow. No other types of the beast (except the Russian group) have ever had claws. Both groups of the creature are green and mean. The brilliant scientist that made this amazing discovery is none other than own own CEO Joseph! CEO Joseph, do you know what the creature's scientific name is?

The starting line-up for the 2006 Killer Hauk Boys Basketball Team (sponsored by The Kwerghny Brothers) is pictured here. From left to right we have Pappa, CEO Joseph, Daniel (AKA DanMan), Adam and Baby James. As soon as Little David wins the
Doesn't Poop His Pants Award
he can play on the team too.
So, guys, who is the star of the team?
Wait until you see a picture of the 2006 Killer Hauk Girls Team! (Coming soon to a blog site near you!)

CEO Joseph reports that it will cost $300 to play basketball on the Killer Hawks team. Joseph, is that $300 for each player or is it $300 for the whole team? CEO Joseph will get to work on the comments as soon as he is done playing video games this morning. I hope that they are Kwerghny Brothers' video games that he is playing!

CEO Joseph tells us that the Kwerghny Brothers will have a basketball court in it's corporate office building. The facility will be paid for by the winners at basketball. The home team will be called Killer Hawks.

The Kwerghny Brothers will also sell games. One game will be called Gunship which will have fake ships and fake guns. To play, you pick a card. If you are unlucky and the ships are pointing at each other, then your ship will get hit. The winner beats the other person's ships. The Gunship game will cost $2 instead of the typical $25 to $30 so that the customers won't even have to save their money to buy it.

Also there will be 8 episodes of Green Mean Dean who is an ogre with a very, very fat torso, very, very fat hands and very, very fat feet. Also very very fat legs and very very fat arms. A revised picture will be posted soon.

Dear CEO Joseph, I don't know what an ogre looks like. Could you send me a picture? Also I have no idea what the other characters are supposed to look like. Please send me pictures. Do you think that maybe you need someone smarter than me to do the KB Online Newspaper? Perhaps I would be better at eating the Kwerghny Brothers sandwiches in the Kwerghny Brothers Cafe. Let me know. Kwerghny Brotherly Yours, Aunt Jane