Monday, March 27, 2006
Can You Help Us, Joseph?
We are all so proud of Joseph for writing his autobiography. His life has been very exciting. A lot of our readers would like to know how to write an autobiography too. Can you give them any suggestions? How did you write your autobiography and how did you make it so interesting? Also, when is the next installment coming out?
Joseph's Autobiography
Joseph Berry
by Joseph Berry
Joseph Berry was born on October, 15, 1996.
When Joseph was one year old he read Good Night Gorilla. “E nye gkye da” said Joseph when he tried to say good night gorilla.
He tried to say letters but it came out “yetters”.
He scribbled crayon on the wall.
“Oh no!” said his mother.
He dumped the eggs, and knocked down the books.
He grew and grew until he was three years old.
He touched his fathers face and said “prickly ouch!”
He watched a ton of movies.
He played computer games.
He ran during the prayers.
He grew and grew until he was five years old.
He wrote on the television with crayon.
He grew and grew and grew and grew until he was nine years old.
He had a dream for America.
His dream was to help the poor.
He worked at a company called Kwerghny Brothers.
Kwerghny Brothers is about making money.
The End
Note: Please read the next book: And Then What Happened Joseph Berry?.
Monday, March 13, 2006
CEO Joseph's New Book
Can you believe it? CEO Joseph has started work on his next book, which will also be made into a movie and video game. Initial reports are that the story is exciting with brave heros and lots of action. Write more Joseph! We can wait to publish the story and make just too much money for the Kwerghny Brothers.
