The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

CEO Joesph's Uncle John who is Sethy G's father is going to build KwerghnyLand. It could cost us over $15,000. But it won't be anytime soon because it costs too much money. By June 2009 we could have it built. We aren't going to say the last name so no one will kidnap them. We love Adam!

Our employee, Baby, the parrot, died. His two friends Flower and Gulley also died.

You have to have a KwerghnyLand card of your own to go there unless you over 18. People under 18 don't need a card if someone over 18 is with them.

Sethy G is our CEOs first cousin.
Profit is how much money you earned minus expenses.

The percentage of the company you own is the percentage. The more work employees do,



Price times polularity or how much people buy =

CEO Joseph says "Actually Kwerghny Brothers employees can ride the rides for free because they are the ones that are making money."

Seth is on line and we are trying to hire him to be a Kwerghny Brothers employee. Employees may not get to ride the rides for free.

The only free visits to KwerghnyLand will be on the opening day.

We aren't going to build KwerghnyLand ourselves. We are going to hire someone to build it for us when and if we get enough money.

CEO Joseph maybe a ringmaster at the circus at KwerghnyLand.

CEO Joseph has a surprise for our clients. There will be a special exhibit.

The grand opening will be on TV on a major network. On TV they will tell you about the rides and what all there will be and there will be the people going on the rides. They won't have the names of the rides because you don't want people to be embarrassed. They will show people having fun.

To go on the rides you have to be 4'6" or taller or you must be 9 years of age or older.

There will be bumper cars and you can bump into people with them. ANyway that is what bumper cars are for.

It costs only ten bucks to get into the arcade hut. It costs $2 to play at the arcade hut. It costs 2 quarters or two tokens to play each game. And you can get tickets depending on how accurate you got when you played the game. You can use them to put them in a machine to buy prizes with them like at Chucky Cheese. And there will also be a llhamas and cappy baras and goats and there will be camel rides at the petting zoo. Do you know what else there will be? There will be bumper cars and you can bump into people with them. Anyway that's what bumper cars are for.

CEO Joseph has announced that The Kwerghny Brothers will collect donations to build an amusement park. Do you know what it will be called? KwerghnyLand. And the first ride constructed will be called the Barrel Roll. You can't go on the ride if you are less than 4'6" unles you are over 9 years old.
CEO Joseph notes that it is very expensive to build an amusement park. It will cost $250 to go there and $2 per ticket.
We will have to decide where KwerghnyLand will be. There will also be something called The Kwirlling Kwerghny Kwoaster which will be a roller coaster.