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CEO Joseph announced today that Aunt Jane has won the 2008-2009 Employee of the Year End Award. The reason that she won is because CEO Joseph is so forgiving and because her mistakes weren't bad enough to fire her. If she does as much effort as she can, she will win the 2009-2010 Award. CEO Joseph urges her to seek around for discoveries of how Kwerghny Brothers can make money. We need the money because making a movie is very very expensive.

Sheldon Robert Highwood's son Sheldon Andrew Highwood, in the upcoming Kwerghny Brother's movie called Rodeo Bull will be played by our own CEO Joseph. We still need an actress to play the part of Theresa Highwood. Does anyone have a suggestion?
Aunt Jane thinks the part of Theresa should be played by CEO Joseph's cousin Clairey who is both beautiful and friendly. You should see her in her bikini! Vah vah vah voom!