The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

The Kwerghny Brothers will soon be producing and marketing a movie player named Reimeaunous Arts. "Rei" (pronounced RIE) means movie, "Meaunous" (pronounced MONOES) means player. Kwerghny Brother, Aunt Sally will design a logo if we can talk her into it.

The word Kwerghny, originally pronounced Kerdlrdlrdlnicht (See Footnote 1) was in the Mackanese language, spoken by the indiginous peoples of Mackanamia.

Footnote 1. As discussed in a Kwerghny Brothers Online Newspaper article below.

CEO Joseph is currently working on two new books that will soon be published by the Kwerghny Brothers and will be available for our beloved customers to purchase at the Kwerghny Brothers Store. The title of the second Kerghny Brothers book (remember the first book was Chungo In Egypt) is Chungo and the Scary Fire. Chungo and the Scary Fire will be set at the fire melon. The third book in the Chungo Series will be called Chungo and the Owl in the Cave. Both of these books, when completed by CEO Joseph will be available at the Kwerghny Brothers Store for $5.85. The DVDs will cost $12.85. Beloved customers should plan to read the books before watching the movie.

CEO Joseph wants all of our customers to know that "Kwerghny is the most important word in the Kwerghny Brothers Company beacuse it means money maker. Not like the government gets money, but money earner."

The Kwerghny Brothers would like to remind all our cherished customers to beware of snakes in disuise. This Christmas season many snakes in disguise are slithering around in the snow trying to collect money from our customers! Do not fall for this trick. Send your money directly to the Kwerghny Brothers. Remember we don't have forked tounges but they do.

Hello, My name is Baby. I am a Blue and Gold Macaw. My ancesters are immigrants from Bolivia in South America, but I was hatched in Aunt Jane's garage. For Christmas this year I am hoping that CEO Joseph will hire me to be a Kwerghny Brother. I can talk. I can order food. I can comment on whether I like it or not. I could be the star in one of CEO Joseph's books. Also I know a lot of facts and could write articles for the online newspaper. So CEO Joseph, what do you think? Will you hire me?

This is an exciting anouncement from the Kwerghny Brothers: We are opening a store so that our beloved customers can send us more money. We will sell copies of Chengo in Egypt by CEO Joseph for $5.58. Also you can custom order a scarf that Kwerghny Brother Aunt Jane will knit for you. You can pay enormous amounts for the scarves, depending on the yarn that you choose. If you don't want a scarf or a copy of Chengo in Egypt, you can still send money to the Kwerghny Brothers!

The Kwerghny Brothers want you to learn Latin.
The word "table" in English is "mensa" in Latin.
Mensa is pronounced Mane Sah.

In this column, you, our readers and our beloved customers, get to ask Joseph, CEO of The Kwerghny Brothers, any question that you want to ask. CEO Joseph will respond and we will post his answer in the next edition.

Dear CEO Joseph, I would like to invite the Kwerghny Brothers to come over for dinner. How many Kwerghny Brothers are there? What do you like to eat? What do you do at The Kwerghny Brothers anyway? Do you know anything about books or movies? Please answer back quickly. Yours truly, A Customer Who Wants To Send You Money

Did you know that everyone that works for Kwerghny Brothers is a Kwerghny Brother? Even if you are a girl. There are no Kwerghny Sisters, no way! Even Aunt Jane is a Kwerghny Brother, not a Kwerghny Aunt.

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Welcome to the Kwerghny Brothers online Newspaper. If you are reading this, you already owe the Kwerghny Brothers $900 for your subscription. Don't forget what the Kwerghny Brothers are all about: making money! "Kwergh" means money and "ny" means maker, so lets get started making money for the Kwerghny Brothers. Did you know that Kwerghny was originally pronounced kwerdrldrldrld niicht (don't forget to roll those rdls), but the Americans changed it to Kwerghny.