The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

The Kwerghny Brothers would like to remind all our cherished customers to beware of snakes in disuise. This Christmas season many snakes in disguise are slithering around in the snow trying to collect money from our customers! Do not fall for this trick. Send your money directly to the Kwerghny Brothers. Remember we don't have forked tounges but they do.