The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

Hello, My name is Baby. I am a Blue and Gold Macaw. My ancesters are immigrants from Bolivia in South America, but I was hatched in Aunt Jane's garage. For Christmas this year I am hoping that CEO Joseph will hire me to be a Kwerghny Brother. I can talk. I can order food. I can comment on whether I like it or not. I could be the star in one of CEO Joseph's books. Also I know a lot of facts and could write articles for the online newspaper. So CEO Joseph, what do you think? Will you hire me?