The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

Dear Sally, My CEO Joseph wants you to print the book Chungo in Egypt at www.KwerghnyBros.com . Both sides of each paper should be words from Chungo in Eqypt. You should make so many of the book. You should keep printing the book and printing the book and printing the book and keep doing it. Write the price $5.85 on the books and the barcode should be 93281690 and that is what you should do with the book and even bring them to Jane so she can sell them and give one of them to CEO Joseph's family. And that is all that you should do, Sal. Here is one more thing: you should even send them to Jane in the mail. Sincerely....


General Note to Jane: Get an envelope and a piece of paper. PUt name, adress, city and state and zip code on it.

CEO Joseph directed that when the ebay auction is posted for Chungo in Egypt that is say NEW! with an exclamation point. It was agreed that this was a very good idea. He also stated that the auction should be listed for several years and should have a star on the listing with more than 10 sides; lots of sides.
CEO Joseph told his employee that he hopes she earns lots of money. DO you know why? So that we can rent a building for the Kwerghny Brothers. You need a building to have a bank account, checking or savings. Money is important to the Kwerghny Brothers so the employees can be paid if they are hard workers.
Other things should be sold on ebay, but for now the assignment is CEO Joseph's book called Chungo in Egypt.
CEO Joseph stated that his employee should get an adding machine for her birthday. Do you know why? So that she could give people who buy things a receipt.
CEO Joseph stated that there are other things that he wants Kwerghny Brothers to sell also. For example he wants Internet machines to be sold. Internet machines let people see websites, send emails and also let you Instant Message other people and use programs on the internet with your computer. The internet machines cost a lot of money. Look at the link between a computer and a web site. A phone line machine is used for anything that works with phone access like sending ESM and sending faxes. You might be able to call people. Those machines cost no less that $150; No less that $150! CEO Joseph told his employee that she needs to learn how to build them and sell them on Pcode, which will be located located at www.pcode.com. Pcode is a place where you can only buy and sell things that are very expensive. If someone wants to buy the machine for less than $150, a sign must be posted that says "WARNING! The price must be at least $150 on Pcode."
CEO Joseph stated that the item must be posted in order to sell it and it would be necessary to write the price on the posting, too. He said cards that give computers phone line access and internet access will be sold but they should cost about $1,015.
CEO Joseph will test the Pcode site before he sends his employee the link. He said "You should always test sites before you let other people see them." Then we can click on "Sell." To calculate the tax, go to the "Tax Menu" Like for the State of Washington, you type your name, address, phone number, zip code and country.
After CEO Joseph makes the Pcode site the Kwerghny Brothers will sell things on Pcode. Pcode will be a website.

The Kwerghny Brothers really needs customers because Kwerghny Brothers really needs money. CEO Joseph can't pay people with stock certificates because Kwerghny Brothers doesn't really have money to back up the certificates. Kwerghny Brothers needs money so that anyone that works for Kwerghny Brothers can get paid.
CEO Joseph is wondering how old you have to be to get a bank check. His mother thought maybe a person neds to be 16 or 18 years old. CEO Joseph thought that maybe they had to be 12 years old. Because is it fair that they would have to be older? Bank checks are where you give people permission to get money from your account. If it doesn't cost money to have a checking account, how do bankers get paid?
CEO Joseph wants Kwerghny Brothers to pubish Chungo in Egypt and sell it on ebay.
CEO Joseph has to go to the doctor and have his ear vacumn cleaned. It doesn't hurt but afterward he will take ear medicine.
He would like to have a phone meeting at 3:57 PST or 6:57 EST.

CEO Joseph reports that Chungo in Egypt will sell for $5.85. In Washington where the sales tax is 8% (See Footnote 1), the sales tax that we will need for a sale of the book is calculated like this: point 08 times 5 point 85. The cash we will need to get for the book is $5.85 plus the tax. The tax is 47 cents (See footnote 2), so five point eight five plus point four seven is the cash that we must collect.

Footnote 1. The rate of sales tax in WA was provided by Aunt Jane
Footnote 2. After CEO Joseph set up the equations, Aunt Jane succesfully entered the amounts into a calculator.

CEO Joseph has asked the staff Kwerghny Brothers to create a website called www.KB-News.com. The web site should be made using Macromedia Dreamweaver or Microsoft Visual Web Developer. People should be able to go to the website and see the news of the Kwerghny Brothers. For example, important news right now is that the Kwerghny Brothers Company needs customers. If the editor of the KB-News doesn't have enough money, she can earn more, more, more, more more money by finding customers. Kwerghny Brothers will also pay the editor 50 cents for each blog entry and $2.00 for four entries. The editor should be careful about telling people how much money there is. Some people may be tempted to steal. The editor suggested payment in stock options instead of cash, but CEO Josephhas not made a decision about that.

CEO Joseph has shared a serious concern with the staff of Kwerghny Brothers: We should be careful and not let people know how much money that we have. Some people may be tempted to steal. Maybe we should get a robber alarm. Maybe wee should get a burglar alarm for the Kwerghny Brothers building because some people break into other peoples houses when they aren't home. If people break in and steal, they could have five years in prison. A motion detector tells the policemen that someone is breaking into the building.

Did you you know that Chungo is pronounced Shungo? The word is Ctacrezese (which is pronounced tek-rahz-ease.)

As CEO Joseph recently pointed out, The Kwerghny Brothers need customers. Here's an idea: What if the Kwerghny Brothers published CEO Joseph's book called Chungo in Egypt and sold it on ebay?