The Kwerghny Brothers On-Line Newspaper

It is with great sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Mittens the Cat. Mittens was owned and loved by our CEO and his brothers. CEO Joespeh will be taking a leave of absence from his duties leading the Kwreghny Brothers while he grieves the loss of his dear friend and comforter. It is requested that the press allow our CEO and his family enough privacy to adequately mourn their loss. It is expected that when CEO Joseph is ready, he will issue a statement about Mittens.


Note: This entry was written by Aunt Jane who will attempt to cover for our CEO during his absence.